"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
12/21/2018 at 17:03 • Filed to: None
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"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
12/21/2018 at 17:03 • Filed to: None | 1
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Fortunately my ability to be condescending bor ders on superpower level. I point out who’s car has more dents in it, I point point out that if you’re in a traffic jam with open lanes on both sides, it’s not a traffic jam if there are open lanes on both sides and one can just go around like I did. I also add ress the other party as “champ” as many times as possible. I’m in the angry motorist business, Have been for some time, I can de-escalate but not without getting a few barbs in.
You can’t call me on my driving if you clearly hit things with your car frequently, was I right or wrong? that’s subjective, what’s not subjective is that my car is homely, but dent free.
TheRealBicycleBuck
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:39 |
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Never challenge a guy with dents in his car. To me, that’s a sign that he’s willing to use his car as a weapon.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> TheRealBicycleBuck
12/21/2018 at 17:44 |
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Cutting a guy off turning left across 4 lanes was enough to tip me off, was past the point of checking oncoming traffic. Just double-check for any fast moving crackheads and go. Based on the condidtion of the car, if I’m not a better driver, I’ve made better decisions in general.
Sovande
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:46 |
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Champ is a good one. Pal, guy, buddy and hot shot also work well.
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> Sovande
12/21/2018 at 17:49 |
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I like “no style gimbo” It’s an insult without racial or sexual connotations. Efficiently insults the real you.
LongbowMkII
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:55 |
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Gimbo seems like a racist term that hasn’t been used in so long everyone has forgotten that it’s racist.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> LongbowMkII
12/21/2018 at 17:58 |
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I got it from the cat on Red Dwarf. could google just in case.
Urambo Tauro
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 23:15 |
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... if you’re in a traffic jam with open lanes on both sides, it’s n ot a traffic jam if there are open lanes on both sides and one can just go around...
“But that’s my favorite lane though! ”